current mood: sobbing because of Jesse Pinkman
So my college had these balloons that spelled “we <3 our chancellor” and I happened to be walking by when they were taking them down
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds
My bunny does this every morning in her cage
My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face
adulthood is drinking mountain dew out of a martini glass because it was the only clean cup left in the cabinet
She’s got be a ghost. First of all, she’s just too beautiful. Her features are gorgeous, but it’s not only that. She’s so perfect I know she can’t be real. She’s like a person who stepped right out of a dream. The purity of her beauty gives me a feeling close to sadness—a very natural feeling, though one that only something extraordinary could produce.
Kafka On The Shore, Haruki Murakami (via stevenluce)
- optimism then: i'm going to get kickbutt grades in all my classes!
- optimism now: i hear organic chemistry isn't as hard when you take it the second time
This is a legitimate question on my legitimate online quiz for a legitimate college class.